Fun House/Quotes & Catchphrases

OPENING SPIELS:

Pilot Opening Spiel: ''AUDIENCE: THAT'S DISGUSTING! (whistle blows) Announcer: It's time for FUN HOUSE! And here it is! Crazy Contests! Goofy games! A super Grand Prix Race! And an outrageous chase after thousands of dollars in cash and prizes! All on FUN HOUSE! Now, meet the guy who puts the FUN in FUN HOUSE, JD ROTH!''

Premiere Opening Spiel:'' Tiny: It's time for the world premiere of the great new game for kids, FUN HOUSE! With special guest stars, from Punky Brewster, Soleil Moon Frye! From My Two Dads, Staci Keanan! From Who's the Boss, Danny Pintauro! And from The Hogans, Danny Ponce! Crazy contests! Super cool games! An awesome Grand Prix race! And an outrageous chase after thousands of dollars in cash and prizes! All are waiting for you on this special one hour premiere of, FUN HOUSE! And now, here's the guy who puts the FUN in FUN HOUSE, JD ROTH!''

SEASON 1 Opening Spiel: ''AUDIENCE: THAT'S DISGUSTING! (whistle blows) Tiny: It's time for FUN HOUSE! And here it is! Crazy Contests! Super cool games! An awesome Grand Prix race! And an outrageous chase after thousands of dollars in cash and prizes! All on today's...FUN HOUSE! And now, here's the guy who puts the FUN in FUN HOUSE, JD ROTH!''

SEASON 2 Opening Spiel: ''Hey guys/potatoheads, (explain today's themed episode), Today on... FUN HOUSE! And now, here's the guy/potatohead/(insert funny name) who puts the FUN in FUN HOUSE, JD ROTH!''

FOX Opening Spiel: MC Mike: ''(insert rapping explanation about today's episode) all on today's... AUDIENCE: FUN HOUSE! MC Mike: And now, with Jackie and Sammi, here are today's players! For the Gold Team, (insert names)! And for the Red Team, (insert names)! And now here's the guy/homeboy who puts the FUN in FUN HOUSE, JD ROTH!’'''

Catchphrases
"And now, back to Fun House with your (super cool) host, J.D. Roth!"- Tiny

"Let's bring on today's players and meet our twin cheerleaders, Jackie and Sammi!"- JD

"Who do we have for the red team?"- JD

"How about the Gold Team?"- JD

"We have (insert relationship)'s for (insert amount of years), (insert names)!"- Jackie/Sammi

"Let's hear it for the red/gold team!"- JD

"This stunt is for the boys/girls/for all of you, so come along with me!" - JD

"(insert winning team), you guys are going to the Fun House! (insert losing team), you guys played a great game! Here's Tiny to tell you what we've got for you!"- JD

"We'll check you out in a minute!"- JD (he said this when the show went to a commercial break)

Taglines
"I'm J.D. Roth hoping that we made your house a Fun House!" - J.D. Roth (1988-1991)

"Fun House is a Stone Television Production! In association with and distributed by Lorimar-Telepictures! Cool!" - Tiny (at the end when the logos are presented!)

"Fun House is a Stone Television Production! In association with Lorimar Television! And distributed by Warner Brothers Domestic Televsion Distribution! Oy!" - Tiny (at the end when the logos are presented!)

"Fun House is a Stone Stanley Production!" - MC Michael Chambers