You Don't Know Jack/Catchphrases

PREMIERE OPENING:

"If you think this show is going to make anybody but me a millionaire, then YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!!!!"

Regular Spiel:

''It's (You Don't know Jack,) the show where high contrast and pop culture collide like (insert funny comment)! And here's (the host of our show,) TROY STEVENS!''

''Rest of spiel (Premiere): Hello and good evening, and to those of you at home: Hello. (audience laughs) You look different, have you had some work done? (Audience laughs again) Tonight, on this very special episode of You Don't Know Jack, someone is going to drive away in this BRAND NEW CAR!! (Audience applauds) It's my favorite model, I like the car too. (Audience laughs once more) We have 3 contestants this evening, so let's cheat them...I mean let's meet them now!''

Catchphrases
"(insert answer) is correct for (insert dollar amount)!" - Troy Stevens

"That sound means the round is history! Cookie, what are the scores?" - Troy Stevens

"In third place, (insert contestant) with (insert score). In second place, (insert contestant) with (insert score). And in first place with (insert score), (insert contestant)." - Cookie

"(insert two contestants) are tied with (insert score). And (insert contestant) has (insert score)." - Cookie

"And now, it's time for the $2 MILLION QUESTION!" - Troy Stevens

"For every second, the dollar value will drop! The clock starts when I begin reading the first question. Ready? Start the clock!" - Troy Stevens

"Contestants, please put your privacy panels up!" - Troy Stevens

"Audience, absolute silence/very quiet please because our players need concentration in this round. Now here is your question." - Troy Stevens

"Take the number of (insert subject)." - Troy Stevens

"Multiply/divide by....." - Troy Stevens

"Add/subtract the amount......" - Troy Stevens

"You have 30 seconds to answer the question. Start the clock!" - Troy Stevens

"Time is up. Privacy panels down please!" - Troy Stevens