Whose Line is it Anyway?/Catchphrases

OPENING SPIEL: "Good Evening (everybody), and welcome to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' On tonight's show/Tonight's performers are, (players are introduced). (And) I'm your host, Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler. Come on down. Let's have some fun/make some stuff up!"

REST OF SPIEL: "Welcome to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?/the show!': The show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like (insert funny fact).”

Main Game Catchphrases
"Let's get things started by playing a game called (insert game)!" - Drew Carey

"We're moving/let's go on to a game called (insert game)." - Drew Carey

"Now we're playing a game called (insert game)." - Aisha Tyler

"This game is for (insert actors)/all of you/all four of our performers." - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"Whenever you're ready, take it away!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"With (the help of) Laura Hall, (and) Linda Taylor, (and Cece Worrall)! " - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler (when introducing the house band)

"And, (insert special guest celebrity)! (insert special guest celebrity) everybody!" - Drew Carey

"Audience, give me (insert suggestion)." - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"Okay, (insert suggestion)!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"We'll be right back with Whose Line Is It Anyway, don't go away!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"Welcome back to Whose Line! Tonight's winner is (insert actor)!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

Miscellaneous
"(wears prop like a judge's wig) I sentence thee to the gallows!!!" - Ryan Stiles

"Something is wrong with this Oreo." Brad

"Where the hell's my Cooooooooooooooke?!" - Ryan Stiles

"In today's news, Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3!" - Colin Mochrie

"In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper." - Greg

"If you want to play the "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools." - Drew Carey (making up a funny commercial)

"Come play on my obstacle course! I will (censored)!" - Ryan Stiles

"(Ryan bends down Colin and they form a backwards lower case letter H while the audience laughs uproariously) THE LETTER H! (audience continues laughing)" - Ryan Stiles

"I'll take people who sit behind a desk and do nothing for $500 please." - Ryan Stiles

"I'll take reasons why the letter H will keep me up for years to come for $400." - Wayne Brady

Tagline
"To close out the show/while reading the credits, (insert actors) will (insert action). Thanks for watching Whose Line (everybody)! Good night!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler