|Howard Q. Stevens|
"Here today on Birds of a Feather, trying to guess what kind of trouble our rock guitarist is in, are our champions from San Francisco, a team of Bartenders. And hoping to unseat them, the challengers from San Diego, a team of Bodybuilders. Now, here's the man with all the answers, HOWARD Q. STEVENS!"
Birds of a Feather was an unsold game show where teams try to "feather their nest" by correctly guessing how real people try to answer some interesting and provocative questions.