Whew!/Quotes & Catchphrases

Opening Spiel[]

"(Two great stars and their contestant partners are going to have) Close calls... Narrow escapes... Split-second decisions... and (a chance to win) $25,000 in cash! A combination guaranteed to make you say/All here on Celebrity... WHEW! And now here's the host/star of our show, Tom Kennedy!"

Catchphrases[]

"We pronounce our show WHEW! (There's a very good reason for that.) And you'll see why we call it that as you watch our show." - Tom Kennedy

"Now giving me the level...and the money/dollar amount...CHARGE!!!!" - Tom Kennedy

"Level (insert number), (insert money amount)!" - The contestant

"CHARGE!!!!" - Tom Kennedy

"BLOCK!!" - Tom Kennedy

"4...3...2...1!!!" - The Audience

Same level (insert number)!" - Tom Kennedy

"I want to introduce you to ten of the most (insulting words) who ever stood between a contestant/(contestant's occupation) and his/her money, and here they are!" - Tom Kennedy, introduction to Gauntlet of Villains

"The Gauntlet and the clock will begin with the first bell. (DING!!)" - Tom Kennedy

"TIME'S UP!!!!" - The Villains

Villains' Quotes[]

Start of Bonus[]

"Hi, Folks!" (Premiere Show; April 23, 1979)
"Ain't We Cute?" (April 24, 1979)
"Hi Ya, Tom" (April 25, 1979)
"C'mon Buster" (April 25, 1979)
"Back Again Andrea?" (April 26, 1979, referring to Andrea Kline)
"Howdy, Buckeroo" (April 27, 1979)
"Her Again?" (April 30, 1979, referring to Andrea Kline)
"Enough is Enough" (May 1, 1979)
"Make Love Not Money" (May 30, 1979)
"Here Comes The Sad Part" (June 1, 1979)
"A Big Walk For Nothing" (June 4, 1979)
"We Need Love Too" (June 6, 1979)
"Post No Bills" (June 6, 1979)
"He'll Fall In 4" (June 8, 1979, referring to Howard Wilson)
"Villains: 5 Howard: 0" (June 11, 1979, referring to Howard Wilson)
"On Guard, Howard" (June 12, 1979, referring to Howard Wilson)
"Villains: 65 People: 13" (July 30, 1979, referring to the Gauntlet win-loss record at that point)
"Villains: 80 People: 14" (August 14, 1979)
"Bite The Bullet" (August 15, 1979)
"We Got Up For This?" (August 16, 1979)
"He'll Never Learn" (August 17, 1979, referring to Bill Priest)
"It's Now Or Never" (August 20, 1979; October 1, 1979)
"Brace Yourself" (August 20, 1979)
"Beginning Of The End" (August 21, 1979)
"Punt" (August 22, 1979)
"Yankee Go Home" (August 23, 1979)
"Such A Cutie!" (August 24, 1979)
"Ho...Hum..." (August 27, 1979)
"Burrrrp" (August 28, 1979)
"Looks Like a Loser" (August 29, 1979)
"You Again?" (August 29, 1979, referring to David Hilton)
"Gobble Gobble" (August 30, 1979)
"Easy Mark" (August 31, 1979)
"We're On the Ropes" (September 3, 1979)
"It's Been 20 Weeks, Introduce Us Already" (September 4, 1979)
"The Last Mile" (September 5, 1979)
"You Won?" (September 7, 1979)
"For God's Sake, Get Out!" (September 10, 1979)
"Fools Rush In" (September 11, 1979; April 1, 1980)
"Kilroy Was Here" (September 12, 1979)
"Gonna Getcha" (September 13, 1979)
"We Need A Breath Mint" (September 14, 1979)
"A Fool And His $$..." (September 18, 1979)
"Another Bimbo" (September 19, 1979)
"Need We Bother?" (September 20, 1979)
"Wanna Boogie?" (September 21, 1979)
"You Gotta Be Kidding" (September 24, 1979)
"Don't Buy A House" (September 25, 1979)
"It's A Nerd! It's A Pain!" (September 26, 1979)
"No Way Jose'" (September 27, 1979)
"No Way Ray" (September 28, 1979, referring to Raymond Frear)
"Ten Against One" (September 28, 1979)
"The Villains Is Willin'" (October 2, 1979)
"Morning Already??" (October 3, 1979)
"No Go Schmo" (October 5, 1979)
"Surrender?" (October 8, 1979)
"Viva Villains" (October 9, 1979)
"He's A Big Sucker" (October 11, 1979; referring to Stephen Matthews)
"Farewell My Lovely" (October 11, 1979)
"Hiss On You" (October 15, 1979)
"Hope You Lose" (October 16, 1979)
"Howdy Pardner" (October 18, 1979)
"Avoid The Rush...Lose Now" (October 19, 1979)
"She'll Dive in Five" (October 22, 1979; referring to P.J. Thompson)
"Nanoo Nanoo" (October 23, 1979)
"We Want A Contract" (October 24, 1979)
"Palms Sweaty?" (October 24, 1979)
"It's Lonely At The Top" (October 25, 1979)
"Happiness Is A Panicked Contestant" (October 26, 1979)
"Find Legit Work" (October 29, 1979)
"Last Requests?" (October 30, 1979)
"Trick Or Treat" (October 31, 1979)
"It's Hard Being Cardboard" (November 2, 1979)
"Whew! For Two??" (November 5, 1979, referring to the first Gauntlet on Celebrity Whew!)
"Stars Make Us Nervous" (November 6, 1979)
"It's The Blind...Leading The Blind" (November 7, 1979)
"How About...Celebrity Villains??" (November 8, 1979)
"Watch Out For Falling Rocks" (November 9, 1979)
"We Want An Autograph" (November 9, 1979)
"Third Time's The Charm...Fifth Time's The Limit" (November 12, 1979)
"Confucius Say...No Way" (November 13, 1979)
"Take A Villain To Lunch" (November 14, 1979)
"Invest in Skylab" (November 15, 1979)
"It's Downhill From Here" (November 15, 1979)
"Born To Lose" (November 16, 1979)
"Don't Spend It Yet" (November 19, 1979)
"Two Up Two Down" (November 20, 1979)
"It's Turkey Time" (November 21, 1979)
"Hope You Have Bus Fare" (November 21, 1979)
"Your Slip Is Showing" (November 26, 1979)
"Long Shot" (November 27, 1979)
"Hard Times Ahead" (November 28, 1979)
"Enough Mr. Nice Guy" (November 29, 1979)
"Welcome to the Blvd...Of Broken Dreams" (November 30, 1979)
"Hair Today...Gone Tomorrow" (December 3, 1979)
"You Can Run...But You Can't Hide" (December 3, 1979)
"By Villain 8...It'll Be Too Late" (December 4, 1979)
"2 Against 10...Are Lousy Odds" (December 5, 1979)
"Going Somewhere?" (December 5, 1979)
"If You're Winning...We'll Cheat" (December 7, 1979)
"You Light Up Our Bellies" (December 10, 1979)
"Happiness Is...A Warm Villain" (December 11, 1979)
"Can't Conn Us" (December 12, 1979, referring to Didi Conn)
"You Get Money...We Get Rita" (December 13, 1979, referring to Rita Moreno)
"Where's Rita?" (December 14, 1979, referring to Rita Moreno)
"On The Floor...By Villain 4" (December 17, 1979)
"What Kline Of Fool Am I" (December 17, 1979, referring to Richard Kline)
"It's Not Easy Being Mean" (December 19, 1979)
"Bah, Humbug!" (December 20, 1979)
"It's Lovely Weather...For a Sleighride...Together With Whew!" (December 21, 1979)
"You Better Watch Out" (December 24, 1979)
"Fa La La La La...La La La Lose" (December 25, 1979)
"'Tis The Season...To Be Nasty" (December 25, 1979)
"Fasten Your Seat Belts" (December 26, 1979)
"Christmas Is Over" (December 27, 1979)
"The End Is Near" (December 28, 1979)
"May All Your...Money Be Forgot" (December 31, 1979)
"We're Hungover" (January 2, 1980)
"Back For More?" (January 2, 1980, referring to Linda Nunez)
"Villains Make...Strange Bedfellows" (January 4, 1980)
"Get Out the Rack...Viscuso's Back" (January 7, 1980, referring to Sal Viscuso)
"It's Laurel & Hardy" (January 8, 1980, May 5, 1980; referring to Sal Viscuso and Steven Bergere and, later, Robert Mandan and Joe Persic)
”Come On Sal…Throw In The Tal” (January 10, 1980, referring to Sal Viscuso)
”Ladies & Gentlemen…Bobby Van” (January 11, 1980, right before Bobby Van made a cameo appearance)
"Do Unto Villains...Before They Do Unto You" (January 14, 1980)
"Ah, What The Hecht!" (January 15, 1980, referring to Gina Hecht)
"Down To The Wire" (January 16, 1980, referring to Robyn Ramirez's final attempt at the Gauntlet)
"Fool's Paradise" (January 16, 1980)
”Road To Ruin” (January 17, 1980)
”No Vacancy” (January 18, 1980; February 27, 1980)
”How’s The Leg?” (January 21, 1980, referring to Stephen Matthews’ return after he dislocated his knee on October 12, 1979’s episode)
"Eight Is Enough" (January 22, 1980, referring to Joan Prather's series)
”It’s The Dope From Soap” (January 23, 1980, referring to Jay Johnson)
"May The Loss Be With You" (January 24, 1980)
"You're Afraid Of...Cardboard?" (January 25, 1980)
"Roxie's Got Moxie" (January 28, 1980, referring to Roxie Roker)
"Do Carter For Us" (January 29, 1980, referring to Richard Paul)
”You’ll Fall With Paul” (January 30, 1980, referring to Richard Paul)
"You'd Be Mean Too...With A TV Tummy" (January 31, 1980)
"What's This?...The Buddy System?" (February 1, 1980, referring to Dan Hill and Richard Paul)
"We're Cardboard...You're Not" (February 1, 1980)
"If It Isn't Curlylocks" (February 4, 1980, referring to Patrick Wayne)
"Let's Pass The V.R.A." (February 5, 1980, Tom referred to it as "The Villains' Rights Amendment.")
"Watch Out For Our Toes" (February 6, 1980)
"You're About To...Embarrass The Family" (February 8, 1980)
"Welcome To The...Street Of Sorrow" (February 11, 1980)
"A Farewell To Walms" (February 12, 1980, referring to Jon Walmsley)
"No, Way MacRae" (February 13, 1980, referring to Meredith MacRae)
"Three Little Words...We Love To Hear...You Will Lose" (February 13, 1980)
"Valentine's Day Massacre" (February 14, 1980)
"I'm Okay...You're MacRae" (February 15, 1980, referring to Meredith MacRae)
"Go For It...Mango Mind" (February 18, 1980)
"Rita Is A Cheater" (February 19, 1980, referring to Rita Moreno)
"Couldn't Reach Ten...In A Cab" (February 19, 1980)
"Only You Can Prevent A Win" (February 20, 1980)
"Ross Is Boss...But Rita Is Sweetah" (February 21, 1980, referring to Ross Martin and Rita Moreno)
"You'll Slip On Six" (February 22, 1980)
"Insurance Sold Here" (February 25, 1980)
"Welcome To...Anxiety Alley" (February 26, 1980)
"2 & 1/2 Against 10" (February 27, 1980, referring to Gary Collins, Belinda Tepper, and Belinda's pregnancy)
"Cut Down In The Prime Of Life" (February 28, 1980)
"Show Biz Is Our Life" (February 29, 1980)
"Busy Tonight?" (March 3, 1980)
"Hi, Mommy" (March 4, 1980, referring to Sandra Thrash becoming a mother between episodes)
"It's The Odd Couple" (March 5, 1980, referring to Jamie Farr and Joseph Liebman)
"Here Comes An Easy Out" (March 5, 1980)
"Airsick Bags Available" (March 7, 1980, referring to Richard Mantoux)
"Welcome To Sob Street" (March 10, 1980)
"Here Goes Nothin'" (March 11, 1980; May 8, 1980)
"Doctor On Duty" (March 12, 1980)
"Tweedledee And Tweedledumb" (March 13, 1980, referring to Marcia Wallace and Pennie Piquala)
"Candy Little Girls?" (March 19, 1980, referring to Betty White and Dawn Blakely)
"On The De-Kline" (March 20, 1980, referring to Richard Kline)
"We're Ready for Betty" (March 21, 1980, referring to Betty White)
"Welcome To Loser's Lane" (March 26, 1980)
"Where's Loretta?" (March 27, 1980, referring to Michael Young)
"Simon Says 'Lose'" (April 2, 1980)
"We're Expecting...A Loss" (April 4, 1980)
"Ease On...Down The Road" (April 7, 1980)
"Every Cloud Has...A Potential For Rain" (April 7, 1980)
"The Guy from M*A*S*H, Won't Win the C*A*S*H" (April 8, 1980, referring to Jamie Farr)
"Trish Is A Dish" (April 9, 1980, referring to Trish Stewart)
"We're A Perfect '10'" (April 10, 1980)
"So Near Yet...So Farr" (April 11, 1980, referring to Jamie Farr)
"Welcome To...The Tragedy Track" (April 11, 1980)
"Save Face...Give Up Now!" (April 14, 1980)
"Good Morn, Goodeve" (April 15, 1980, referring to Grant Goodeve)
"Eight Will Be Enough" (April 16, 1980, referring to Grant Goodeve's series)
"Back For More...Humiliation" (April 17, 1980)
"We Pay In Slugs" (April 18, 1980)
"One, Two...Forget It, McCoo" (April 21, 1980, referring to Marilyn McCoo)
"We're Smarter...Than Carter" (April 23, 1980; referring to Jack Carter)
"Not Today, MacRae" (April 28, 1980; referring to Meredith MacRae)
"Welcome To...Sucker Strip" (April 30, 1980)
"You'll Need An Hour" (May 2, 1980)
"We're Mute But Cute" (May 6, 1980)
"Villains Wanted: Inquire Within" (May 7, 1980)
"It's About Time, Dick" (May 9, 1980, referring to Dick Gautier)
"Mean Is Keen" (May 12, 1980)
"We Want A Raise"
"We're Cute, But Deadly"
"This Turkey Again?" (referring to Alan Emrich)
"Five Time Turkey" (referring to Alan Emrich)
"A Villain A Day Keeps The Money Away"
"Woe be to Mobely" (May 16, 1980, referring to Mary Ann Mobley)
"We're Just Pawns in the Game of Whew!"
"Welcome to the Slalom of Shame"
"White On!" (May 29, 1980, referring to Betty White)
"Hi...Anxiety" (Finale; May 30, 1980)

When a contestant wins $25,000[]

"Drat!" (Maggie Brown; pilot #3)
"Bye, Bye, Budget" (Ken Freehill; April 24, 1979)
"It's IRS Time" (Carrie Fedora; May 30, 1979)
"Wanna Buy Swampland?" (Tony Smith; June 1, 1979)
"Touché!" (Howard Wilson; June 12, 1979)
"He Has No Class" (Bill Priest; August 20, 1979)
"We Went Easy" (Randy Amasia; August 28, 1979)
"In Pennies" (Anne Hawthorne; August 30, 1979)
"Tilt" (Andy Shriver; August 31, 1979)
"Spare A Dime?" (Gwendolyn Brown; September 3, 1979)
"Lend Me Five" (Sharon Clark; September 5, 1979)
"Woe Is We" (P.J. Thompson; October 23, 1979)
"Calm Down!" (Steven Leblang; November 2, 1979)
"Ouch" (Barbara Lemons; November 6, 1979)
"A Mere Bagatelle" (Ray Prichard; November 13, 1979)
"Lucked Out" (Jill Citron; November 15, 1979)
"See You In Vegas" (Linda Morey; November 16, 1979)
"You're Welcome" (Bruce Goldberg; November 20, 1979)
"Happy Turkey Day" (Randy Vaughn; November 21, 1979)
"You Had Help" (Deanna Butcher; November 26, 1979)
"Don't Rub It In" (Craig Silvestrini; November 27, 1979)
"The Check Will Bounce" (Joyce Johnston; November 28, 1979)
"We Are Not Amused" (Jim Harris; November 29, 1979)
"Unseemly Display" (Glenn Fleiss; December 4, 1979)
"Cheap Shot" (Elizabeth Russell; December 10, 1979)
"Smarty Pants" (Jody Van Zandt; December 12, 1979)
"Merry Christmas" (Jeffrey Jaggi; December 21, 1979)
"Ho Ho Ho" (Daria Arden; December 24, 1979)
"Go Stuff A Stocking" (Marvin Capalolo; December 25, 1979)
"How Rude" (Steven Bergere; January 8, 1980 and Mike Bennett; May 9, 1980)
”Oops!” (Pat Gronowska; January 18, 1980)
”No Jumping!” (Stephen Matthews; January 21, 1980)
”Petty Cash” (Ann Lee; January 23, 1980)
"We've Been Taken" (Bill Gallinger; January 24, 1980)
"Villains Get 10%" (Pat Connell; January 29, 1980)
"We're A-Pauled" (Dan Hill; February 1, 1980, referring to Richard Paul)
"Expletive Deleted" (Kevin Gibson; February 6, 1980)
"We'll Print More" (Paul Arsenault; February 8, 1980)
"Need An Agent?" (Rick Roswell; February 18, 1980)
"Change A $20?" (Rick Jordan; February 21, 1980)
"Ah, Nuts!" (Rita Ross; February 25, 1980)
"We Weren't Looking" (Belinda Tepper; February 27, 1980)
"Lend Us $10 'Til Payday" (Ray Lloyd; February 27, 1980)
"We Pay In Slugs" (Joe Johnson; February 28, 1980)
"Greedy, Greedy" (Dawn Blakely; March 19, 1980)
"Know The Producer?" (Jack Ong; April 7, 1980)
"Take Visa?" (Margie Bernal; April 11, 1980)
"Chickenfeed" (Alan Pell; April 30, 1980)
"The IRS Called" (Joe Persic; May 5, 1980)
"Lucky Break" (Tom O'Shea; May 12, 1980)
"OH NOOOOOO!!!!!" (David Jones; May 20, 1980)
"Take an I.O.U.?" (Chris Campbell; May 29, 1980)

When a contestant runs out of time[]

"No Hard Feelings" (Premiere Show; April 23, 1979)
"Tsk...Tsk...Tsk..." (April 25, 1979)
"So Long, Andrea" (April 25, 1979, referring to Andrea Kline)
"Who's Next?" (April 26, 1979)
"Another Pigeon" (April 27, 1979)
"Nothing Personal" (April 30, 1979)
"Sooooo Sorry..." (May 1, 1979)
"Maybe Some Other Show" (June 4, 1979)
"Want A Kleenex?" (June 6, 1979)
"Some People Never Learn" (June 6, 1979)
"Eat Your Heart Out" (June 8, 1979)
"Devil Made Us Do It" (June 11, 1979)
"Go Suck An Egg!" (August 14, 1979; Quite a nasty insult)
"Told Ya So!" (August 15, 1979; May 8, 1980)
"Born To Lose" (August 16, 1979)
"So's Your Old Man" (August 17, 1979)
"Go Back To Bed!" (August 20-21, 1979)
"Someday Never Comes" (August 22, 1979)
"Nice Knowin' Ya!" (August 23, 1979)
"One Up, One Down" (August 24, 1979)
"We Are Soooo Smart" (August 27, 1979)
"We Told You So" (August 29, 1979)
"Ain't We Got Fun?" (August 29, 1979)
"That's Show Biz" (September 4, 1979; November 5, 1979)
"Try Password" (September 7, 1979)
"So Long, Sap" (September 10, 1979)
"Go Walk the Dog" (September 11, 1979)
"We Struck Again" (September 12, 1979)
"Gotcha!" (September 13, 1979)
"Shoulda Practiced" (September 14, 1979)
"Tough Toenails" (September 18, 1979)
"Bye Bye Birdie" (September 19, 1979)
"23 Skidoo!" (September 20, 1979)
"Hire A Tutor" (September 21, 1979)
"Gone With The Wind" (September 24, 1979)
"Go Fish" (September 25, 1979)
"Beat It Sonny" (September 26, 1979)
"Back To School" (September 27, 1979)
"Party's Over" (September 28, 1979)
"Anything We Can Do?" (September 28, 1979)
"We'll Miss You" (October 1, 1979; referring to Raymond Frear's departure after his final attempt at the Gauntlet)
"Exit Left" (October 2, 1979; October 15, 1979)
"...And Don't Come Back" (October 3, 1979)
"Take 2 Aspirin" (October 5, 1979)
"Crybaby" (October 8, 1979)
"Sayonara" (October 9, 1979)
"T.K.O" (October 11, 1979; March 20, 1980)
"Glutton For Punishment" (October 11, 1979)
"Need A Drink?" (October 16, 1979)
"Back In The Saddle" (October 18, 1979)
"It's Only Money" (October 19, 1979)
"The Shame Of It All" (October 22, 1979)
"Wipe Out!" (October 24, 1979)
"Hip Hip Hooray" (October 24, 1979)*
"Need A Handout?" (October 25, 1979)
"Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz" (October 26, 1979)
"Bombs Away" (October 29, 1979)
"You Flunked" (October 30, 1979)
"Happy Halloween!" (October 31, 1979)
"Get The Hook" (November 7, 1979)
"Cry Me A River" (November 8, 1979)
"2 Birds With 1 Stone" (November 9, 1979)
"My, How Time Flies!!!" (November 9, 1979)
"Junk Your Rabbit Foot" (November 12, 1979)
"Try The Gong Show" (November 14, 1979)
"Get A Paper Route" (November 15, 1979)
"Study, Study, Study" (November 19, 1979)
"Gobble Gobble" (November 21, 1979)
"Yuck Yuck Yuck" (November 30, 1979)
"It's Only A Game" (December 3, 1979)
"Now Comes Miller Time" (December 3, 1979)
"Isn't This Fun?" (December 5, 1979)
"Sell Lemonade" (December 5, 1979)
"Try A Lottery" (December 7, 1979)
"Ah, Schuck" (December 11, 1979; referring to John Schuck)
"Bet The Horses" (December 13, 1979)
"As Kline Goes By" (December 14, 1979; referring to Richard Kline)
"To The Soup Line!" (December 17, 1979)
"Out Of Gas" (December 17, 1979)
"T-T-That's All Folks" (December 18, 1979, January 16, 1980; referring to Leonard Bernstein's and Robyn Ramirez's departures after their final attempts at the Gauntlet)
"End Of The Road" (December 19, 1979, January 11, 1980)
"Cancel The Party" (December 20, 1979)
"A Scrooge-Up" (December 25, 1979)
"Forget Acapulco" (December 26, 1979)
"The Agony Of Defeat" (December 27, 1979)
"Need A Bandaid?" (December 28, 1979)
"Better Luck Next Year" (December 31, 1979)
"First Loss In '80" (January 2, 1980)
"Strike Three" (January 2, 1980; referring to Linda Nunez's third loss at the Gauntlet)
"To The Showers" (January 4, 1980)
"Just A Game" (January 7, 1980, April 15, 1980)
”Close But No Cigar” (January 10, 1980)
"Evil Triumphs!" (January 14, 1980)
"We Got Up For This?" (January 15, 1980)
"Hit The Books" (January 16, 1980)
”A Shambles” (January 17, 1980, February 5, 1980)
”Au Revoir” (January 21, 1980)
"Don't Moan Joan" (January 22, 1980; referring to Joan Prather)
"Shoulda Crammed" (January 25, 1980)
"No Dean's List" (January 28, 1980)
”Get Poor With Rich” (January 30, 1980; referring to Richard Paul)
"Get Your Coat" (January 31, 1980)
"Wave Bye Bye" (February 1, 1980)
"Pat, You're Waning" (February 4, 1980; referring to Patrick Wayne)
"Not Too Speedy, Didi" (February 11, 1980; referring to Didi Conn)
"Class Dismissed" (February 12, 1980)
"Cancel The Cruise" (February 13, 1980)
"Call Mom To Pick You Up" (February 13, 1980)
"We're Heartless" (February 14, 1980)
"Forget Hawaii" (February 15, 1980)
"From Riches To Rags" (February 19, 1980)
"A Loss For Ross" (February 19, 1980; referring to Ross Martin)
"Martin's Smartin'" (February 20, 1980; referring to Ross Martin)
"A Fiasco!" (February 22, 1980; May 16, 1980)
"Hardly Spectacular" (February 26, 1980)
"Forget The Mercedes" (February 29, 1980)
"Tee Hee Hee" (March 3, 1980)
"Gong!" (March 4, 1980; referring to Jamie Farr)
"Dismiss The Butler" (March 5, 1980)
"It Was Nothing" (March 5, 1980)
"Early April Showers" (March 7, 1980)
"Joke's On You" (March 10, 1980)
"Easier Said Than Done" (March 11, 1980)
"Walk On By" (March 12, 1980)
"Yawn" (March 13, 1980)
"Tongue Tied?" (March 21, 1980)
"You Did Fine, Kline" (March 25, 1980; referring to Richard Kline)
"Roll With The Punches" (March 26, 1980)
"Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!" (March 27, 1980)
"Fooled You" (April 1, 1980)
"A Blitz!" (April 2, 1980)
"Crash Landing" (April 4, 1980)
"Time To Rejoyce" (April 7, 1980; referring to Elaine Joyce)
"Who's Sorry Now?" (April 8, 1980)
"That'll Teach Ya!" (April 9, 1980)
"Life In The Fast Lane" (April 10, 1980)
"Go To Your Room" (April 11, 1980)
"It's Been Average" (April 14, 1980, April 16, 1980; the former referring to Jamie Farr's departure after his final attempt at the Gauntlet)
"Feel Useless?" (April 17, 1980)
"Sooo Sorrry" (April 18, 1980)
"Close, But No Cigar" (April 21, 1980)
"We Love Tragedy" (April 23, 1980)
"We're Not Surprised" (April 28, 1980)
"Want A Tissue?" (May 15, 1980)
"Sympathies" (May 19, 1980)
"Exit To Your Right" (May 2, 1980)
"You Made Our Day" (May 6, 1980)
"Tough, Aren't We?" (May 7, 1980)
"Keep Your Night Job"
"We're Sorry...Almost"
"Act Like A Man"
"Nice Guys Finish Last"
"Remember Your Dignity"
"Try And Collect" (Finale; May 30, 1980)

*This was before the initial ruling was corrected and the contestant involved, won.

Taglines[]

"This is Rod Roddy speaking. Whew! is a production of The Bud Austin Company." - Rod Roddy
"This is Rod Roddy speaking. Whew! is a Jay Wolpert Presentation in association with The Bud Austin Company." - Rod Roddy
"This is Rod Roddy speaking. Whew! is a Jay Wolpert Presentation in association with Burt Sugarman, Inc." - Rod Roddy