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Opening Spiel[]

"Good evening(, everybody), and welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?. On tonight's show,/Tonight's performers are: (players are introduced). (And) I'm your host, Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler. Come on down, let's have some fun/make some stuff up!"

Rest of spiel: "Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyway?/the show(, the show) where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like (insert funny fact).”

Main Game Catchphrases[]

"Let's get things started by playing a game called (insert game)!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"We're moving/Let's go on to a game called (insert game)." - Drew Carey

"Now, we're playing a game called (insert game)." - Aisha Tyler

"This game is for (insert actors)/all of you/all four of our performers." - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"Whenever you're ready, take it away!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"With (the help of) Laura Hall, (and) Linda Taylor, (and Cece Worrall)! " - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler (when introducing the house band)

"And, (insert special guest celebrity)! (insert special guest celebrity), everybody!" - Drew Carey

"Audience, give me (insert suggestion)." - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"Okay, (insert suggestion)!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"We'll be right back with Whose Line Is It Anyway?, don't go away!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

"Welcome back to Whose Line! Tonight's winner is (insert actor)!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

Miscellaneous[]

"(wears prop like a judge's wig) I sentence three to the gallows!!!" - Ryan Stiles

"Something is wrong with this Oreo." Brad

"Where the hell's my Cooooooooooooooke?!" - Ryan Stiles

"In today's news, Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3!" - Colin Mochrie

"In a world full of poop, there's just one prooper. I'm Greg Proops, the pooper scooper." - Greg

"If you want to play the Whose Line Is It Anyway? home game, just send us a million dollars, and we'll send you a desk and four stools." - Drew Carey (making up a funny commercial)

"Come play on my obstacle course! I will (censored)!" - Ryan Stiles

"(Ryan bends down Colin and they form a backward lower case letter H while the audience laughs uproariously) THE LETTER H! (audience continues laughing)" - Ryan Stiles

"I'll take people who sit behind a desk and do nothing for $500 please." - Ryan Stiles

"I'll take reasons why the letter H will keep me up for years to come for $400." - Wayne Brady

"This just in. After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall." - Colin Mochrie

"If it was crap, you need to get a ladder that high!" - Colin Mochrie

"CRAP! CRAP! Not to bad! COME ON, THIS IS IN 3-D, NOT IN MARVELOUS CRAP-O-VISION, LET'S CONCENTRATE!" - Colin Mochrie

"I think it was Tennessee Williams who once said, 'Y'ALL ARE CRAP!'" - Colin Mochrie

"WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE ONCE SAID 'ALL THE WORLD IS STAGE.' I SAY YOU ARE CRAP!"- Colin Mochrie

"I believe it was William Shakespeare who once said 'All the World's a Stage', AND YOU ARE CRAP!" - Colin Mochrie

"AS JULIUS CAESAR ONCE SAID, "ET TU CRAPE!" - Colin Mochrie

"I believe it was Dr. Seuss who once said... 'With My Hands Should I Clap,' no no no, you're Crap Crap Crap!" - Colin Mochrie

Tagline[]

"To close out the show/While reading the credits, (insert actors) will (insert action). Thanks for watching Whose Line/We'll see you next time(, everybody)! Good night!" - Drew Carey/Aisha Tyler

End-of-Show Disclaimers[]

"Comments made and opinions expressed or implied in this program are those who appear and do not represent the opinions and views of the producers, broadcasters, or distributors."

"All elements of this program are intended for parody and comedic purposes only and should not be construed to be statements of fact about any person, place, thing, or matter."

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